Have a 20-gender system which is COMPLETELY arbitrary, and *not* predictable from morphology. Determine the gender of each new noun you coin by rolling a 20-sided die.
I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
I’m going to be laughing about this for ages
a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass
i’m unlearning french
As in your debit account? Or a loan account? Banks can sell loans to others. My mortgage got sold twice. My student loans got sold off once as well. It’s disconcerting.
yeah, not a loan, my checking and savings accounts. b of a is selling branches in my hometown to another company, and forcing the change even though i don’t even live at my permanent address.
i would give my left kidney for asexual taystee jefferson.
she’s an extrovert who cares more about her family in all its forms than she is in dating.
none of her flashbacks or current prison drama revolve around fucking.
when poussey kisses her she says she’s “not like that” but cuddling is fine and she obviously enjoys that - why is everyone assuming she means she’s straight?
when she yells at p in the library she never says the issue is that she liked her, it’s that she liked her “like that” and “wanted her to take off her clothes and shit” - those are not the words of someone uncomfortable with a lesbian. those are the words of someone uncomfortable with sex.
she jokes about sex but it’s /always/ a joke. “a nubian king with a nubian thing”? come on. she uses it like a punchline. she uses it like an ace.
can you imagine? if any show were to have some ace representation, i could see it being orange is the new black. and can you imagine it being TAYSTEE? the fan favorite, loud and happy and dancing - sings like an angel, stings like a bee - can you imagine? taystee saying, “no, i’m asexual. not like a fucking plant, like a person. i just don’t like it.” can you IMAGINE? allosexual people being forced to see an ace character who wasn’t a novelty or a joke or treated like it was a disorder? can you imagine allosexual people actually /hearing/ the word asexual on one of the most popular tv shows that exists right now? can you even imagine?